The “stout” in Chocolate Stout Cake is a Guinness-type beverage, but it could also be your shape when you’ve indulged in it. Assuming 16 servings (as the nutrition information in this recipe does), one slice is 824 calories and 53 g of fat. I’ve wanted to make it, but it’s a huge cake, and I figured we’d each have a couple of small slices and then Dr. Science would take it to work and leave it in the kitchen. Then I suggested sending it in for this St. Patrick’s Day lunch, and everybody liked the idea, so that’s the plan. I just hope they save me a sliver.